Still pregnant! I’ve never been this impatient before. The reason for this is because on Holy Thursday round ’bouts 5pm, I began having true, blue, time-able contractions. The kind that start in my back, wrap around to the front, radiate down my thighs and make me feel like imma puke. After 2 hours of these…
Watch one of your toddler family members get attacked by a dog and you’ll find out real quick. Let us backtrack… ***** Oh my gosh, yes Carolyn, you’re pregnant and due super soon. WE KNOW. Okay but lest ye forget, I basically haven’t had the drive to do much but sit all day long for…
…says the nesting-crazy 39 week pregnant woman. I get enough energy to launder and tidy –once– but the rest of my nesting is hoarding and stocking up on stuff like a hamster. Oh, good. Another post from Carolyn about pregnancy/birth. Just what I want to read this Holy Monday before Easter. Maybe, maybe not. My due…
Oh, you know, I’m just over here obsessing about giving birth as all big pregnant ladies do near THE END. I got into comparing the birth “after party” photos following each of our children’s births and the blatant theme I noticed is knowledge. …or lack thereof. Chuckle heartily with me, if you will: BAM. Insert meme caption:…
