The Curious Case of Pox Upon Our House
A very curious case of illnesses has befallen the Svellingers of late. It all kicked off a week before Halloween with Impetigo. Impetigo? Say you. Aye. It were indeed Impetigo, says I. And now that I’ve gratuitously brought you round the horn from Shakespeare to pirates, I’ll drag it on no further. BILGE WATER! I…