Nope. No Halloween. Yep, I’m THAT family.
Never thought I would be… but I am becoming that mom, and that family who doesn’t celebrate Halloween. ewww. Well, the correct statement is actually: I don’t want to celebrate Halloween in the commercial sense. In the dress-like-a-witch, go-watch-Paranormal-Activity, begging-for-candy commercial celebration sense. “Why wouldn’t you just dress your kids up and have fun, get…